“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
Beyoncé | Grown Woman
two years ago they were walking around those streets and they were playing with pigeons and no one knows about them
now they are playing in one of the biggest stadiums and there’s streets full of people screaming and crying because of them
Beyoncé responds to pregnancy rumors
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
Will Smith is hilarious
Acum cateva zile m-am uitat la niste poze mai vechi. De acum 4-5 ani. La o singura poza am zabovit mai mult timp. Si asta pentru ca nu recunosteam persoana din poza. Persoana respectiva, era vesela, fericita, plina de viata, de speranta si increzatoare in sine. M-am uitat atent la expresia fetei ei, la ochii ei, la zambetul ei. Si totusi, eram chiar eu. Dar unde e acum persoana asta ? Ce s-a intamplat cu ea, m-am intrebat. Raspunsul a venit la fel de repede. A murit acum ceva timp, prin septembrie 2011, mai exact.